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Why Arlen? Arlen is the TV home of "King of the Hill." It's a small conservative town that is threatened with ruination on a regular basis by twig boys, enviro wackos, diversity nuts, "PC" police and other ivory tower liberals. I like to think of Arlen as a metaphor for this here great nation of ours.
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Sunday, July 27, 2003
Posted
6:59 AM
by Hank
Remember that scene in "Blazing Saddles," the funniest movie of all time, where African-American Sheriff Bart and his deputy, the Waco Kid, had to lure those KKK members away from the meeting of "rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, half-wits, dim-wits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bush-whackers, horn swagglers, horse thieves, bull-dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass kickers, s*** kickers, and Methodists"? They decided the quickest way to lure them out was to have the Sheriff, played by Cleavon Little, pop his head up and say "hey, where are all the white wimmin at?" It worked and the KKK members, so wrapped up in their narrow way of thinking, walked right into that trap and were captured. I think it's time for me to put my own spin on this plan, in relation to supporters of Presidential candidate/mad doctor Howard Dean. According to the Washington Post, "a volunteer outfit affiliated with the doctor's campaign....hammers reporters deemed critical of Dean and urges its followers to flood the in-boxes of offending journalists." So, here's what I figure: since these Dean supporters are mindlessly attacking anyone who dares question their particular Presidential moondoggie, let's lure them over here for a while. Okay, ready...here goes: Dean is loser....he's a short, angry, over-privileged elitist, suffering from "little man" syndrome, who was barely able to govern a state with more cows than people and whos primary export is dioxin laced ice cream. The guy couldn't successfully be president of a David Crosby fan club which, by the way, is probably who he gets his foreign policy views from. Okay, that's done. Now excuse me while I go wait by my "in" box. Thursday, July 24, 2003
Posted
9:52 AM
by Hank
Saturday, July 12, 2003
Posted
4:21 PM
by Hank
The sleazemaster-in-chief, Bill Clinton, breaking with long-standing protocol, still continues to attack his successor in office.
And yet Clinton "doesn't need" $80,000.00.
Typical Clinton: worrying about federal deficits instead of his personal deficits. Wednesday, July 02, 2003
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8:00 PM
by Hank
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