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Why Arlen? Arlen is the TV home of "King of the Hill." It's a small conservative town that is threatened with ruination on a regular basis by twig boys, enviro wackos, diversity nuts, "PC" police and other ivory tower liberals. I like to think of Arlen as a metaphor for this here great nation of ours. |
Friday, December 31, 2004
Posted
10:54 AM
by Hank
Today's Ithaca Journal has a letter to the editor from Miriam Rice, supporting terrorist attacks on U.S. soldiers: Should this happen, will [the media] call those who fight to defend the independence of the United States "rebels" and "insurgents?" I don't think so. And yet that is exactly how it and other media refer to Iraqi citizens fighting to regain control of their country after an unprovoked attack by the United States. I find these words not only inaccurate but morally offensive. Were the U.S. Army not in Iraq, these people would not be fighting us. It would be more suitable to refer to them as "the Iraqi resistance." Speaking of "more suitable," perhaps it would be more suitable to refer to Ms. Rice as "Baghdad Miriam"....or even "evil, traitorous skank"? Saturday, December 25, 2004
Posted
11:27 AM
by Hank
I'm sitting here, with the wife and kids, being subjected to the festering sore of a movie that is the Ron Howard/Jim Carrey version of "How the Grinch Stole Christmas." Without a doubt, this is the worst Christmas movie of all time...worse than "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians"...worse than "Jingle all the Way"...in fact it's worse than all twenty-four hours of the twenty-four hour "Jingle All the Way" marathon on FX. This movie is the worst because it is terrible on many levels, small and large. First off, it is loud, noisy and deliberately disjointed in the way that too many written by committee Hollywood "blockbusters" are produced. And, like most of those Christmas blockbusters it hypocritically condemns commercialism while spawning a marketing bonanza of toys, greeting cards and plastic shot glasses. However, what sets it apart, and below, other failed big budget Christmas movies, like "Scrooged," is the way it completely and totally inverts and perverts the whole point of one of the most beloved Christmas stories of all time, be it the original book by Dr. Suess or cartoon by Chuck Jones. In the original story, which we should all know, "every Who down in Whoville loved Christmas a lot." And, as the ending makes abundantly clear, the Whos love Christmas for spiritual reasons: for love, for family, for all the reasons we want people to appreciate the holiday. The Grinch, however, hates Christmas for reasons that boil down to his heart being "two sizes too small." Ultimately, however, after stealing the toys, the decorations, the food, etc., the Grinch sees that the Whos care more about holding hands and singing the praises of the day than they do about the trappings of the day. In short, his contact with the devout Whos, and the example they set, makes the Grinch realize how empty his life is. And, in the end, the Grinch himself converts to the Who way of thinking. Of course, modern day Hollywood could have none of that. So they had to reverse the whole point of the original story. In the Howard/Carrey film, the Whos are a bunch of pious hypocrites, more concerned with toys and noise that the true meaning of the season. The Grinch, meanwhile, was the victim of their prejudice because he was different, making him hate the holidays. Ultimately, the poor, picked upon, Grinch by an act of, basically, terrorism (stealing half the town and blowing things up by crashing his flying vehicle into the city) makes the Whos realize what a bunch of selfish, uncaring, SOB's that religious people can be. Then, with the Whos realizing the error of their ways, and celebrating diversity by embracing the Grinch and his "alternate" views, our furry green hero can successfully re-enter the more enlightened society. In short, the producers of the film made a Christmas film that is nothing more than a cinematic attack on Christianity. Talk about trying to "steal" Christmas. By turning a Christmas classic into an attack on the "reason for the season," these studio executives show they are really the ones who have hearts--and brains--that are at least "two sizes too small." Friday, December 24, 2004
Posted
8:36 AM
by Hank
The Associated Press reports on a Portland, Oregon, man who rents live Christmas trees to people who don't want to have to kill a tree: The trees are taken out of the ground, roots and all, put into pots, and delivered to families in the Portland area. Soon after New Year's, Fogel and his crew pick up the trees and deliver them to parks, school districts and other groups who pay around $10 to have the trees planted on their property. A quick check on prices reveals that it doesn't cost much more in some instances to buy an artificial tree that someone could use year after year for the price of this one-shot tree. Obviously, however, some people prefer the "real thing," especially one that is still alive, and Fogel is apparently filling the need. Proving that, once again, the free market solves problems just fine. Saturday, December 18, 2004
Posted
4:01 PM
by Hank
Think about it: Friday, December 17, 2004
Posted
8:16 AM
by Hank
The Auburn, NY, Citizen, heaps praise on a new "domestic violence court" recently instituted in the city: The new court will hear all domestic violence matters, ranging from misdemeanors to felonies. Judge Mark Fandrich will preside, and costs for the first two years will be covered by a $302,000 grant from the U.S. Justice Department's office on violence against women. All of which is well and good. However, maybe the newspaper, in its headline, shouldn't have referred to the new court as a "HIT"...?
Tuesday, December 14, 2004
Posted
5:27 AM
by Hank
Two items appeared on the same day last week in the local paper of Ithaca, the City of Evil: The first was yet another letter from a conspiracy minded Ithaca resident, disgruntled over the election. The writer used, as proof Bush "stole" Ohio, the fact he (the letter writer) didn't get a receipt when he voted. In the second item, local police charged a woman with stealing 288 packets of Kool-Aid. Is there a connection? Probably not. But it sures looks like they really are just a bunch of Kool Aid drinking liberals after the last election...
Thursday, December 02, 2004
Posted
5:54 AM
by Hank
News reports indicate that one of the figures in the growing "Oil for Food" scandal at the United Nations is former fugitive Marc Rich: Rich is suspected of having become one of Saddam Hussein's middlemen in Iraq's illegal oil trade...Rich... and several other prominent oil traders are suspected of making illegal kickbacks to Iraq to win the lucrative oil contracts...The UN program was set up in 1996 to help Iraqis get food, medicine and other items that had been scarce under sanctions imposed after the 1991 Persian Gulf War. But investigators say Saddam realized more than $21billion under the program through kickbacks and other scams. Rich, you might recall, is an ex-fugitive because he was pardoned by President Clinton, after his ex-wife, Denise, "raised and donated more than $1 million to the Democratic Party in recent years and also provided the Clintons directly with a $10,000 contribution to their legal defense fund and $7,300 worth of furniture." Try to remember this in four years, when Hillary runs on a platform of bringing "accountability" back to the White House. Monday, November 08, 2004
Posted
9:25 PM
by Hank
Now (2004): The media struggles to convince us that George W. Bush's nearly four million vote margin of victory is no mandate. In other words, a clear majority, fifty one percent, counts for less than a minority, forty-three percent. Must be some more of that "fuzzy math." Friday, October 29, 2004
Posted
1:15 PM
by Hank
The blogosphere is abuzz that the SwiftBoat Vets have unearthed proof that Kerry was not honorably discharged. At this point it is all rumor and innuendo. However, it's potentially telling that Kerry has now admitted to Tom Brokaw that his military record "is not public" after months of insisting it was. While such a reversal could just be another Kerry "flip-flop," it could also be the first marker being laid by Kerry to claim his "privacy" is "violated" when the story of his discharge goes public. Fasten your seat belts...
Thursday, October 28, 2004
Posted
6:01 AM
by Hank
A letter writer to the Ithaca Journal reports that Ithaca's controversial police chief, Lauren Signer, has ordered officers to remove the American flag from their uniform: Ms. Signer and the deputy chief of the Ithaca Police Department have decided, in their wisdom, to remove the U.S. flag from the police uniform and put a police patch in place of it. Ithaca has long claimed to be the "most enlightened city in America," for its extreme liberal policies. Like most liberals, however, the people of Ithaca equate "enlightened" with "anti-American." Wednesday, October 13, 2004
Posted
7:24 AM
by Hank
Today's New York Sun is reporting that a "Mystery Surrounds Kerry's Naval Discharge":
The article goes on to tie the year the review occurred, 1978, with certain policies of then-President Jimmy Carter: The president at that time was James Carter. Mr. Carter's first act as president was a general amnesty for draft dodgers and other war protesters....in March 1977 it had been expanded to include other offenders who may have had general, bad conduct, dishonorable discharges, and any other discharge or sentence with negative effect on military records. In those cases the directive outlined a procedure for appeal on a case by case basis before a board of officers. The timing of the review in 1978 is even more suspicious, the Sun reports, because it is six years after Kerry should have received an honorable discharge:
Furthermore, the article notes, the government had grounds to deny Kerry an honorable discharge due to his anti-war actions "while still a reserve officer of the Navy":
Given the above, the Sun's writer has to conclude:
Of course, Kerry could clear up much of this mystery by simply releasing all his military records. However, as the Sun, and others, have reported:
So far, this story is confined to the Sun, and the various blog sites out there (including, now, this one). However, if this theory is correct, and if the story gets traction, it could be that the "October surprise" against Kerry is that he, in fact, did not "serve honorably" while in the military, as he has always claimed.
Friday, October 01, 2004
Posted
11:57 AM
by Hank
Today's Milwaukee Journal Sentinel contained the following paid death notice: Jeff was an avid George W. Bush supporter--Vote for Bush!! It's not often a death notice makes you smile. This one did.
Wednesday, September 29, 2004
Posted
4:49 AM
by Hank
The Ithaca Journal (fourth item), is reporting that a public forum will be held in that City on various election issues. The series, entitled "The Morals Behind the Headlines: Election 2004", will focus on "the value dimensions of the issues voters will face in the 2004 elections [including] church and state." Despite a concern over the separation of church and state, the forums will be held at "The First Unitarian Church of Ithaca." I guess they feel that there's no need for separation of church and state if the church promotes liberal causes. Monday, September 27, 2004
Posted
5:08 AM
by Hank
Heading up the week's "irony" department is the news that music legend Bob Dylan, muse to a million hippies and pacifists, believes in handguns for self defense. In his new autobiography, Dylan speaks about how he got the guns, " two pistols and a rifle," to protect himself from his "fans":
Dylan also seems to disparage the very baby boomers that worship him, when he notes: So to recap: Bob Dylan owns handguns for self-defense, lives a suburban dad lifestyle, would go fishing, and disparages the 1960s generation. Are we sure he isn't a closet Republican? Wednesday, September 22, 2004
Posted
10:27 AM
by Hank
Liberals, and their willing allies in the media, were aghast when the "grieving mother" of a soldier killed in Iraq was arrested for disrupting a New Jersey appearance by First Lady Laura Bush last week. For example, columnist Jimmy Breslin bemoaned, "they whisked her out of the place and arrested her for using free speech." CBS News, that bastion of accuracy, declared her a "Grieving Mom." Now, however, it turns out that the woman, Sue Niederer of Hopewell, N.J., may have been more of a threat than the media portrayed her. WNBC news is reporting that the Secret Service in investigating Niederer for threatening to shoot President Bush last May:
As WNBC notes, "It is a federal crime to threaten to kill the president." With the Secret Service involved, Niederer now claims that she did not mean it when she threatened the president. However, given that threats to shoot the president were made, no one should be surprised, or disturbed, that Niederer was taken away from the First Lady as soon as possible. Monday, September 20, 2004
Posted
7:55 PM
by Hank
Connections between CBS, the Kerry campaign and the likely source of the forged documents about President Bush's National Guard service are beginning to develop. The Associated Press is reporting that two Kerry advisors, Joe Lockhart and Max Cleland, spoke to the CBS story's source, "retired Texas National Guard officer Bill Burkett," at least twice before the story aired. Furthermore, the AP notes, in the case of Lockhart, he spoke to Burkett after CBS news producer Mary Mapes suggested he do so. In short, evidence is developing that seems to establish a coordinated effort between a presidential campaign and a major news organization to attack the other candidate...with a story based on forged documents. Is it time to start talking about a "vast left wing conspiracy" yet? Sunday, September 19, 2004
Posted
1:37 PM
by Hank
This, in and of itself, would not be news. However, it turns out that the Judge, Wendy York, is a contributor to the Kerry campaign, having donated $1000.00. As the Albuquerque Journal noted:
York now faces complaints to the New Mexico Commission on Judicial Conduct from Republicans. Libertarians, the Green Party and even one Democrat, the article notes. Given that, as the article says, York made a sizeable contribution to Kerry's campaign, it seems like the Judge would have a hard time claiming that she didn't have a "personal bias" towards Kerry and against Nader (and Bush for that matter). On the other hand, as a Kerry supporter, maybe the Judge can chalk it up to some sort of "flip flop" or "nuance." Monday, September 13, 2004
Saturday, September 11, 2004
Posted
11:36 AM
by Hank
Fellow Blogger Kevin Probasco, brings more evidence to the table that the documents being vetted by CBS are forged. Probasco, who "served as administrative communications officer and assistant chief of central base administration for the 92d Combat Support Group at Fairchild Air Force Base, Washington," is familiar the the document formatting of the National Guard during the time these memos were reportedly written. He notes: As has been pointed out by many observers, twelve pitch Times Roman font in Microsoft Word automatically and precisely generates the superscript, line breaks, and letter spacing (including kerning) of the Staudt memorandum if the left and right page margins are set at one-inch on 8.5 x 11 paper (Word’s default settings). That’s a problem.He also points out: Paper stocks at Air Force and Guard units in the 1970s were ordered and maintained by the office of central base administration, a headquarters-level staff office, to be distributed to individual units and squadrons as needed. Probasco concludes: It defies common sense to believe that in 1973 Lt Col Killian used nonstandard three-quarter inch margins on 8.0 inch paper that by astounding coincidence would produce the exact line breaks generated by Microsoft Word 31 years later using Word’s default one-inch margins on 8.5 x 11 paper. With the evidence mounting, the question is becoming less and less about Bush's service and more and more about whether Rather and, perhaps, Kerry, can survive this scandal. Monday, September 06, 2004
Posted
6:49 AM
by Hank
What's up with the Associated Press these days? First, their coverage of the Republican Convention contains more "Bush bashing" than a press release from Michael Moore, even going so far as to write stories from John Kerry's point of view. Now they are manufacturing stories to make Republicans look bad: On Friday the AP falsely reported that a crowd at a Bush rally booed the news that Bill Clinton had been hospitalized, and President Bush "did nothing to stop them." Did George Soros buy the company lately and no one bother to report it? Friday, September 03, 2004
Posted
10:32 AM
by Hank
An unpopular war and 1.1 million lost jobs is enough to kill a presidency, so President Bush tried Thursday night to make the election about something else: himself and his leadership style. "Even when we don't agree," he told an anxious and divided nation, "you know what I believe and where I stand." Not content to tell insinuate that Bush is a failure, the AP also claimed that he is out of touch: He sought to make a virtue of his differences with half or more of the electorate... They even out and out mocked his speech: He'll simplify the tax code (who wouldn't?) and put health centers in every poor county (why not?), but he didn't say how.In short, the AP, told the reader that "The idea is to make people afraid to change, even as they're craving it." This is objective news coverage? On what planet? Maybe this is not the AP's fault. Maybe the local paper I got this from took an intended "news analysis" piece and put it on the front page, by accident or otherwise> However, even if this was analysis, the AP's biases still show loud and clear.
Tuesday, August 31, 2004
Posted
3:00 PM
by Hank
John McCain, speaking from the podium, mentioned "a disingenuous film-maker", an obvious reference to Moore, whose film Fahrenheit 9/11 was a scathing attack on the US President, George Bush. Moore just happened to be sitting in the hall, having found his way into the gathering with a press pass. Seated in the stands with other journalists, he gave a wave and held up his hand in the shape of an L, for loser...
Tuesday, August 10, 2004
Posted
10:01 AM
by Hank
The American Spectator (last item) reports that John Kerry's campaign is not overly concerned about the "Swift Boat Veterans for Truth" movement. The reason? Not the truth (or lack thereof) in the allegations, but the fact that the campaign believes the media is too liberal to give much coverage on the allegations:
When even the Democrats think the media is liberal is the debate on bias over? Friday, August 06, 2004
Tuesday, August 03, 2004
Posted
5:25 AM
by Hank
ITHACA--According to the Ithaca Journal, the former aerobics instructor/Democrat who Ithacans voted their Mayor recently has named a new police chief. To the surprise of absolutely no one who knows how Ithaca operates, Mayor Carolyn Peterson passed over the popular and highly qualified John Beau Saul to appoint Lauren Signer, the controversal former "Acting Chief" to the post. Signer spent much of her tenure in that position attending topless protests and was accused of assaulting a resident during a roadside incident, resulting in a $1.25 million lawsuit being filed. However, Signer also has a history of suing for sex discrimination, so her appointment to the post was probably a fait acompli...especially in the most liberal city in America. Tuesday, July 27, 2004
Posted
5:24 AM
by Hank
Read the article and learn how the editors made the decision on one day where to put articles on Iraq that are favorable to Bush (buried inside) and unfavorable (page one). It's clear from the dialogue that they don't even recognize the decision making process is driven by their liberal bias and antipathy to Bush.
Wednesday, July 14, 2004
Posted
5:58 AM
by Hank
Reuters has an article which helps to demonstrate that tax cuts don't cause deficits, they cure them. According to the article, the "U.S. government posted a larger-than-expected budget surplus in June, propped up by higher quarterly business tax receipts." The higher tax receipts were the result of the economic recovery. The economic recovery was spurred by the tax cuts. This is nothing new. Every time taxes are cut, whether by Bush, Reagan, Kennedy or any other president, it stimulates the economy and brings in more revenue to the treasury. Now, if we could just get our elected officials to cut spending, we could really cure the deficit. Tuesday, July 13, 2004
Posted
11:48 AM
by Hank
However, what did they expect? Have these politicians forgotten that the whole purpose of a system of taxation is the redistribution of wealth? Since New York City has more money than upstate, it's the logical consequence of progessive taxation that more goes out than comes back. Furthermore, if the same amount of money were returned to New York City as was sent to the State, there would be no reason to send it to the State in the first place. If these politicians really want to end the exodus of cash from their constituents, the answer is simple: cut taxes. Monday, June 28, 2004
Posted
9:40 PM
by Hank
The Smoking Gun finds out that Moore lied about his party affiliation:
Be a real "shame" if they charged him. Maybe they can get the prosecutor from Florida that's always after Rush.
Friday, June 11, 2004
Posted
6:10 AM
by Hank
From MoviePoopShoot.com, comes the news that Michael Moore may be getting a taste of his own medicine: Michael Moore Hates America is a documentary that forces audiences to rethink the genre. It challenges conventional wisdom and takes on the top documentary filmmaker of all time. Join Mike Wilson as he travels from coast to coast in search of the American Dream, and chases down Michael Moore in an effort to figure out why the two have such different visions of America....all the same tactics used by Michael Moore to get his own movie made about Roger Smith, GM’s CEO at the time, [are now used by] a new filmmaker to seek some answers of his own about Moore’s claims about “the country, its people, and our way of life” as Americans. You can view the film's trailer here, and it looks at least as funny as Moore's fans claim his films are. For some reason, however, I don't expect the American Media and Hollywood elite to lavish this film with the same level of attention and praise they give Moore's. Saturday, June 05, 2004
Thursday, June 03, 2004
Posted
5:30 AM
by Hank
Thursday, May 20, 2004
Posted
8:00 PM
by Hank
The Russian Journal Daily is reporting that "top scientists" over there have confirmed what conservatives and open-minded people of science in the United States having been saying for years: that the Kyoto Treaty is bunk.
The article also notes that the Russian scientists told Russian President Vladmir Putin that the treaty "will strangle Russia's recovering economy." When even a group of, presumably, former communists can figure out that this treaty would destroy the economy of a country that adopts it, isn't it time for the people of the United States to give up on it once and for all? Wednesday, May 19, 2004
Posted
8:45 AM
by Hank
Monday, April 26, 2004
Posted
9:46 PM
by Hank
The Iraqis who have risen up against the occupation are not "insurgents" or "terrorists" or "The Enemy." They are the REVOLUTION, the Minutemen, and their numbers will grow -- and they will win....I oppose the U.N. or anyone else risking the lives of their citizens to extract us from our debacle...the majority of Americans supported this war once it began and, sadly, that majority must now sacrifice their children until enough blood has been let that maybe -- just maybe -- God and the Iraqi people will forgive us in the end. Moore is extremely lucky that Bush and Cheney are not the ruthless dictators squashing dissent that the left claims them to be. Otherwise they would have taken this sick mother out in the street and shot him in the head by now. Sunday, March 28, 2004
Posted
8:21 AM
by Hank
Fox Chapel, Pennsylvania (Assessed value: $3.7 million)
![]() Ketchum, Idaho ski getaway/vacation home (Assessed value: $4.916 million)
![]() Washington, D.C - Georgetown area (assessment: $4.7 million)
![]() Nantucket, Massachusetts waterfront retreat on Brant Point (Assessed value: $9.18 million)
![]() Boston, Massachusetts - Beacon Hill home (Assessed value: $6.9)
![]() oh, and he sold this estate in Italy to activist actor George Clooney, just before announcing his running for president. I guess he thought it might not sit well with the common man. ($7.8 million)
![]() other foreign property ownership by John Kerry is unknown... because he denied repeated requests for this information. (Thanks to Free Republic)
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